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December 2011
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October 2011
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'You've got to find what you love,' Jobs says
I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I’ve ever gotten to a college graduation. Today I want to tell you three stories from my life. That’s it. No big deal. Just three stories.
The first story is about connecting the dots. I dropped out of Reed College...
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September 2011
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August 2011
6 posts
When i have kids, i promise i would take care of...
Hidup Mahasiswa!: Lirik Lengkap Lagu Indonesia... →
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Indonesia tanah airku,
Tanah tumpah darahku.
Di sanalah aku berdiri,
Jadi pandu ibuku.
Indonesia kebangsaanku,
Bangsa dan tanah airku,
Marilah kita berseru,
Indonesia bersatu!
Hiduplah tanahku, Hiduplah neg’riku,
Bangsaku, Rakyatku, semuanya,
Bangunlah jiwanya,
Bangunlah badannya,
Derita Dharma Wanita DotA
Uci: kenapa jang?
Jajang: si apip pacaran lg, namanya aurora
Uci: yaa daripada mas danis homoan sm si caesar
Jajang: kita kawinin apa si aurora ama caesar?
Uci: jangaaaaan, nanti beranak repot dah >.
For every human alive, please appreciate your health, your ability to smile, jump, even to stand on your feet. Allah loves you.
July 2011
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May 2011
8 posts
“Perfection is when you know how to make the imperfection perfects you”
– perfectly imperfect me
March 2011
2 posts
“Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
Work like you don’t need...”
– Dalai Lama
“You can plan, but you can’t always have it your way”
– sad sad saaad ucira
February 2011
10 posts
12 alasan mahasiswa ga lulus kuliah
fuckyeahmahasiswa:
Jika dilihat dari hitungan hari (baca: alasan) ini, sebenarnya bukan salah sang mahasiswa bila ia tidak lulus ujian, karena belajar pun ia tidak sempat… Tahukah anda, setahun itu hanya terdapat 365 hari yang kita tahu sebagai tahun akademik siswa… Mari kita hitung! 1. Hari Minggu 52 hari dalam setahun. Anda pasti tahu bahwa hari minggu itu adalah hari istirahat. Hari tersisa...
“Love hurts, but sometimes it’s a good hurt and it feels like I’m...”
– Incubus
“Menyapa itu hanya semudah melambaikan tangan dan tersenyum. Bila ada hati yang...”
– ucira
Watchimjustaboywithadream:
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Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
what the
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January 2011
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Watchfuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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“You can hate someone so so bad, you can loathe, you can even swear to never...”
– DR
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
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SEPAHIT-PAHITNYA JURUSAN KULIAH
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Jurusan perminyakan : tukang ngoplos pertamax
Jurusan ilmu komputer / sistem informasi : OP warnet
Jurusan teknik komputer : tukang servis komputer
Jurusan elektro : tukang servis TV
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Jurusan mesin : montir
Jurusan dokter : buka praktek ilegal
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