January 2011
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“You can hate someone so so bad, you can loathe, you can even swear to never...”
– DR
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pin-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
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– me. (via ceritahariini)
SEPAHIT-PAHITNYA JURUSAN KULIAH
fuckyeahmahasiswa:
Jurusan perminyakan : tukang ngoplos pertamax
Jurusan ilmu komputer / sistem informasi : OP warnet
Jurusan teknik komputer : tukang servis komputer
Jurusan elektro : tukang servis TV
Jurusan geofisika : tukang gali sumur
Jurusan mesin : montir
Jurusan dokter : buka praktek ilegal
Jurusan teknik lingkungan : tukang sapu/Cleaning...
Breaking down walls.: The College Stress Cycle →
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Every New Semester:
After First Week:
After Second Week:
Before the Mid-Term Test:
During the Mid-Term Test:
After the Mid-Term Test: Before the Final Exams: Once Get to Know the Final Exam Schedule: 7 Days Before the Final Exam: 6 Days Before the Final…
exactly.
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benny: Catatan untuk si nurdin..
Ada seorg bapak di bojonegoro, tiap hr sbg kuli angkut dy menyisihkan pemasukannya bwt nntn tim kebanggaannya bermain..
Dia rela merogoh kocek tiap minggu keluar kota demi menonton tim kebanggaan dy bermain..
Bagaimana perasaan sang bapak bila mengetahui sbnrnya, ketulusan dya untuk menonton tim kesayangan hanya sandiwara belaka..skor sudah diatur, wasit sudah disuap?karna si nurdin meminta jatah atas kontrak pemain dr agen pemain, bagaimana kl dya ternyata tau, pemain asing yg dya elu2kan ternyata hanya "pengangguran" di negara asalnya?
Menaikkan tiket hingga 1 jt..Bagaimana prasaan anda ketika ketulusan anda mendukung timnas dimanfaatkan?
benny (lagi): Bentar gw edit lg biar jelas
ucira: manusia punya part masing2, dimana mereka sudah ada "jatahnya" untuk mengingatkan. manusia tidak diciptakan untuk menghujat. pasti ada "mereka yang khilaf" yang sudah melaksanakan tugasnya untuk merongrong, kalau kita bisa menghemat dosa dari menyakiti orang, kenapa kita tidak memanfaatkan kesempatan kita untuk itu :)
benny: Catatan untuk si nurdin..
Ada seorg bapak di bojonegoro, dia bekerja sbg kuli angkut, setiap hari dia menyisihkan penghasilannya yg tdk seberapa untuk menntn tim kebanggaannya bermain..
Dia rela merogoh kocek tiap minggu keluar kota demi menonton lgsg.
Bagaimana perasaan sang bapak bila mengetahui ketulusan dia untuk menonton tim kesayangan hanya sandiwara belaka?skor sudah diatur, wasit sudah disuap..
karna si nurdin meminta jatah atas kontrak pemain dr agen pemain..
bagaimana kl sang bapak tau, kalau pemain asing yg dya elu2kan ternyata hanya "pengangguran" di negara asalnya?
Menaikkan tiket hingga 1 jt..Bagaimana prasaan rakyat ketika ketulusan mendukung timnas dimanfaatkan?
Bagaimana prasaan anak, ketika tau bapaknya menyuruh memukuli org yg menurunkan spanduk "mendukung" dirinya?
Bagaimana prasaan anak, ketika tau uang dia kuliah adalah hasil dr menang judi bola di internet?
ucira: iyes. what i am talking about is..kasian anaknya mreka, udah makan duit haram tiap hari, denger hujatan pula, bapaknya ga mikirin anaknya sbelum melakukan perbuatan tercela. note to self aja sebelom jd bapak, besok kalo udah jd bapak jgn gitu. nah karena skrg masih jd penonton, bantulah ngurangin penderitaan si anak dengan gausah nghujat bapaknya di jejaring sosial. it's my view for this issue, really glad to read yours ben :)
benny: "..dimana mereka sudah ada "jatahnya" untuk mengingatkan. manusia tidak diciptakan untuk menghujat."
Men..dr cr ngingetin baik2 selama 9 tahun kebelakang ini tuh udah, tp semua yg ngelawan dia berangus..
Ada efek domino di masa kepemimpinan dia..
Salah satunya kematian pemain diatas lapangan..
ucira: yaudah ben, kan ada "mreka yg jalur keras yg ngingetin pake cara keras" kalo udah ga bisa jalan lembut, termasuk lo mungkin, jd saya titip saja ya, saya ga mau ikutan, saya ga tega, semoga persepakbolaan dan perblekberian indonesia jd waras dan stop lah berjatuhan hati yang sakit :)
benny: Catatan diatas cm untuk si nurdin ci..
untuk bapak yg satu lagi, ya mgkn maksud si bapak baik, biar org2 ga pd nntn bokep mulu, tp org lain aja kali yg salah tangkep..
ucira: gue rasa pak tif ga pake blackberry ben, kalopun iya, doi salah masuk grup om2 girang gue rasa. kasian. :)
benny: Bokap lo pelaut ya ci?
ucira: bokap gua akuntan ben. hahah kenapa? bokap lo ustad? apa menteri? :p
benny: Kok pemikiran lo bs seluas samudera gini si, mikirin prasaan anak-anak si terhujat
ucira: hahaha #anjinggombal lo ben. hahah yg jelas bapak gua bapak terbaik yang bisa didik gua. i bet you got a good one too.
“tiap orang punya bapak, punya ibu, punya anak, punya suami, punya istri, entah...”
– ucira
“Setiap orang yg berusaha dan bekerja dengan keras, suatu saat pasti akan membuat...”
– Bambang Pamungkas (via alni)